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 Marge: My, these seas are certainly heaving.
Pirate: Well, no more than your bountiful bosom, [sly] milady.
 Marge: [laughs rakishly] Does that earring mean you're a pirate?
         [refers to earring in pirate's right ear]
Pirate: Kinda.  Ah, the seas have quieted.  And only in the sweet
        embrace of quietude can two lovers truly be --
         [Lisa starts playing her sax]
        Ooh, such noise!  Well, _I'm_ done for the evening.
         [Marge comes back to reality]
 Marge: Mmm!  Lisa, stop blowing my sex.  I mean, stop blowing your sax,
        your sax.  Stop it.
  Lisa: Mom, I'm auditioning for first chair in the school band and I've
        got to practice!
 Marge: I'm sorry, but I sacrificed a very expensive camera just to get
        some quiet time.
		-- The price she pays, "Lisa's Rival"