27.10.2026 08:36:29

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 Homer: So, a graduate student, huh?  How come you guys can go to the
        moon but you can't make my shoes smell good?
Ashley: I'm sorry?
 Homer: Aw, nobody's blaming you.  Hey: could you take the wheel for a
        second?  I have to scratch myself in two places at once.
Ashley: [repulsed] Just drop me off here.
         [Homer stops the car; Ashley gets out]
 Homer: [sees Venus de Milo on Ashley's pants] [gasps] Precious Venus...
         [rips it off; Ashley looks back to see Homer drooling lustily]
Ashley: Aah!  [slams door, runs off]
 Homer: Thank you.  [eats it]
		-- Not too priceless to enjoy digesting, "Homer Bad Man"