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 Monty: [dropping a ring into a champagne glass] Now, my dear, if you
        look in your champagne, I think you'll find a little surprise --
         [Jackie drinks it, swallows the ring, and chokes a little]
        Heh, uh, not to worry, I believe there's another one around here
        somewhere -- [reaches into boiling fondue, burns himself]
         [kneeling] My darling, since my kneecaps are filling with fluid
        as we speak.  Will you marry me?
         [cut to Marge in the kitchen with Jackie]
 Marge: Oh, Mom, you can't marry Mr. Burns.  He's an evil man.
Jackie: Evil, schmevil, Marge!  Monty can provide for me.  Besides, he's
        a great kisser.
 Homer: Ew, yuck!
 Marge: What about Abe Simpson?  Don't you have any feelings for him?
Jackie: Oh, he's a dear.  But he's too much of an old fusspot.
 Marge: We're all aware of Grampa's problems, but compared to Mr. Burns,
        he's Judge freaking Reinhold!
Jackie: [pause] I don't know who that is.
		-- A lost comparison, "Lady Bouvier's Lover"