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Grandma: Abe, isn't Homer cute?
    Abe: Probably.  I'm trying to watch the Super Bowl.  If people don't
         support this thing, it might not make it.
 Cosell: [on TV] Joe Willy Namath, swaggering off the field, his
         sideburns an apogee of sculpted sartorium -- the foppish
         follicles pioneered by Ambrose Burnside, Appomattox 1865.
          ["Sunshine of Your Love" starts playing]
Grandma: [voice over] His wild, untamed facial hair revealed a new world
         of rebellion -- of change.  A world where doors were open for
         women like me.  [music stops]
         But Abe was stuck in his button-down plastic-fantastic Madison
         Avenue scene.
    Abe: Look at them sideburns!  He looks like a girl.  Now, Johnny
         Unitas -- there's a haircut you could set your watch to.
		-- Madison Avenue indeed, "Mother Simpson"