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     Lisa: Dad, remember how you said going to Itchy and Scratchy Land
           would be too damned expensive?
    Homer: Oh, everything's too damned expensive these days.  Look at
           this bible I just got -- fifteen bucks!  And talk about a
           preachy book...everybody's a sinner!  [points to a verse]
           Except for this guy.
     Bart: But now Itchy and Scratchy Land is cutting ticket prices in
           half!  Can we go, Dad?  Can we, can we, can we?  Take it,
           Lis.
     Lisa: Can we?
    Homer: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.  Ask your mother.
Bart+Lisa: Yay!  [run off]
		-- Homer's new religious bent, "Itchy and Scratchy Land"