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Announcer: And now we return to "Fox Night at the Movies": "Homer S.:
           Portrait of an Ass-Grabber", starring Dennis Franz.
    Homer: Ooh, "portrait"!  Sounds classy.  [looks at family, who look
           away] Doesn't it?
            [on screen, Franz laughs as he drives through a line of
           parking meters while the babysitter screams]
            [a cat cleans itself in the middle of the road]
 "Ashley": No, Mr. Simpson!  A cat is a living creature.
  "Homer": I don't care.  [runs it over]
            [crashes into some garbage bins]
  "Homer": Now I'm going to grab me some _sweet_.
 "Ashley": No, Mr. Simpson, that's sexual harassment.  If you keep it
           up, I'll yell so loud the whole country will hear
  "Homer": [laughs] With a _man_ in the White house?  [laughs] Not
           likely!  [laughs more]
		-- Unbiased media coverage, as usual, "Homer Bad Man"