5.10.2026 01:02:31

7riragiveveru1

 Skinner: I _did_ go to the town meeting with the intention of ambushing
          Mr. Burns.  When it adjourned, I rushed to the lavatory to
          apply my camouflage makeup --
           [flashback to Skinner in washroom]
 Skinner: [with eyeshadow and lipstick on] Blast!  I took _Mother's_
          makeup kit by mistake.
Chalmers: [walking in] Ooh, er, excuse me, ma'am.
 Skinner: [gasps] Superintendent Chalmers!
Chalmers: [slowly] Oh my God...
           [a shot sounds outside]
           [back to the present]
  Wiggum: So Superintendent Chalmers can vouch for your whereabouts?
 Skinner: Oh, yes.  But anything else he tells you is a filthy lie.
		-- Ring-a-ding-ding, "Who Shot Mr. Burns?  Part Two"