6.10.2026 05:02:41

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Announcer: We now return to the 1971 film, "Good-Time Slim, Uncle
           Doobie, and the Great 'Frisco Freak-Out", starring Troy
           McClure.
            [a multicolored VW bug is chased by police]
      Man: Slim, if we've got the bag with the stolen diamonds, then
           what happened to the bag with our stash?
     Slim: There's more than one way to get high, baby.
            [he floors it]
            [Marge, dressed seductively, snuggles with Homey]
    Homer: Please, Marge!  How often can I see a movie of this calibre
           on late-night TV?
    Marge: Is there something wrong, Homey?
    Homer: No!  It's just that I've only seen this movie twice before
           and I've seen you every night for the last eleven ye -- er,
           what I meant to say is, uh, we'll snuggle tomorrow sweetie.
           I promise.
		-- Homer's promises, never broken,
		   "Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy"