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Homer: [clears throat] Ruff, ruff!  I'm Poochie, the rockin' dog!
Myers: Now, that's just bad.  You've got no attitude, you're barely
       outrageous, and I don't know what you're in, but it's not *my*
       face.  Next!
Homer: [angry] Oh, no attitude, eh?  Not in your face, huh?  Well, you
       can cram it with walnuts, ugly!
Myers: That's it!  That's the Poochie attitude, do that again!
Homer: Huh?  I can't, I don't remember what I did.
Myers: Then you don't get the job.  Next!
Homer: [sarcastically] Oh, I don't get the job, do I?  We-ell boo-hoo!
       I don't get to be a cartoon dog!
Myers: That's it, you've got the job!
Homer: [still sarcastic] Oh, now I've got the job, huh?  [quietly] Oh,
       thank you.
		-- Homer's audition,
		   "The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show"